When I wasn’t busy laughing, I was busy crying.
The first rule of the Ladies' Guide to the Apocalypse is: Avoid certain death. Why do blowout preventers exist on oil wells, anyway? Well, partially, because the methane doesn't exit in a steady stream. It burps. And methane is spewing out of that oilcano hole at a rate of 3000 to 1. So multiply the number of Valdez tankers this bloodletting has claimed, and multiply that by 3000, and that's how much extra methane has been released into the Gulf … Read More