In recent years the threat of coming in contact with and being attacked by an asshole has increased at an alarming rate.
Whether this occurs because of their prolific numbers (that are on the rise as well) or results from the isolated efforts of one individual or a group of assholes the results can be the same.
Sadness, destruction of your self-worth, anger, death, bodily injury and property damage.
People becoming assholes can generally be traced to four main causes; personal hate, a lifetime of unrealized dreams, mean parents, general douchebaggery left unchecked, or born that way.
One cannot think of the asshole as having a stereotyped personality or physical appearance. They come from all walks of life and have numerous and varied reasons, quite justified in their own heads, for spewing their assholery and inflicting mass destruction.
They have a wide range of mental aptitude thus resulting in difficulty assessing and fending off their barbs.
To avoid panic among your family and friends if you encounter one of these day ruining assholes you should try to remain isolated but not confined WITH the asshole.
Call in a search team to sniff out and remove the asshole. Under no circumstances should you attempt to disarm or approach this asshole yourself. You want to minimize casualties.
A majority of assholes are easy to detect and avoid and an effort should be made to walk in the other direction whenever one is spotted.
With experience, training and adequate operational procedures your life can be mostly free of this hazard and you can go on to have a wonderfully positive and productive day.