This post will make absolutely no sense to anyone but Irene of Meeting Stewart Copeland fame.
I ask you, queen of Copeland correspondence, are these the fat ass drum sticks you speak of?
I walked right downstairs and saw these sitting on the drums.
This could be a fucking LOST episode where we exist in alternate realities and are married to the same Vic Firth using guy. Weird.
Only way to improve on that story line would be to include a sordid subplot involving Copeland himself circa 1983.