What is Happening Here?

You know the old saying  ” idle hands are the devils playground”?

Well he apparently has broken ground on a spectacular Disney sized fun park here in my house with my three kids acting as President, Vice President and CFO.

I wasn’t aware that there was so much as ten seconds not occupied by activities or friends but I was wrong. Either that or my kids are masters at time management. Something I’ve not quite gotten a firm grasp on yet.


Let’s recap some of this weekends most noteworthy moments shall we?

Someone in my family told another member that they “suck balls”. They were escorted by the scruff of their neck through the house and into the isolating comfort of their own room.

Another person used an expletive to take sibling down a notch. Sibling retaliated by urinating into a water gun and shooting the offender with his own pee. Charming.

Older sister took time out of busy schedule to dress both boys in drag with undergarments to match.

Intensely competitive dance off that ended in tears.

Game of hoops in back alley resulted in basketball to the nose Marsha Brady moment. No one had to go to the prom afterward though.

Here is a video shot two years ago before they crossed the threshold into completely unmanageable.



Okay, I swear I’m going to stop talking about these kids tomorrow and go back to working on my decoupage shrine for the Police.



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2 responses to “What is Happening Here?

  1. I can’t even begin to imagine how cool it would be to pee into a water gun. DAMNIT! Where’s my funnel?

    • dufmanno

      When I asked how it was getting hit with the pee (besides the obvious disgusting) the most popular answer was “warm”.

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