Today I found out a few things. First, there really is no way to eat a Chipotle chicken burritos and drive without having a terrible accident so that is why I pulled over in that abandoned lot to smash fistfuls of rice, beans, chicken and copious amounts of guacamole in my maw. It was delicious AND liberating at the same time. Free from the constraints of driving responsibly I was able to negotiate every morsel, careful never to drop parts of the delicately overstuffed insides and keeping the harmonious balance between inner and outer shell.
Second, idle time creates opportunities for those of us with less fulfilling lives to poke around and look for pictures like this.
You may thank the DJ’s on SIRIUS/XM’s classic rewind for playing Loverboys “Turn Me Loose” as a viable alternative to “Working for the Weekend” which is on most local radio stations come Friday afternoon.
The end of the week is officially here.