We here in the nation’s capital are a pretty open-minded bunch.
Probably because we get to see so many interesting things in a day.
Obama, big impressive monuments, culturally diverse neighborhoods, nincompoops waving signs with the date of the end times, etc.
But today I saw something that really made me smile.
I confess that as I sat at the traffic light waiting to cross Connecticut Ave. I beheld a most unusual sight.
It was a cross dressing nanny, toddlers in tow. One tyke in her push cart and the other slightly older sibling holding on tight to his caretakers hand.
Well let me rephrase that. It could have been a cross dresser, a transvestite or an enormous hairy woman with an obviously protruding adams apple.
I don’t know if it was the hairy legs, the stiletto heels or the sparkly blouse and over the top wig but she was a long lean baby sitting machine.
The tranny nanny.
She really was spectacular.
“How” you may ask “do you know that those weren’t her/his kids?”
Well people, I thought about that until a woman, who appeared to be their mother, stepped off a metro bus at the corner and walked toward the toddlers with open arms.
I need to get this kind of stuff out of my head and directly to the computer or it just festers there and I spend the better part of my day thinking about the fabulously dressed manny.
So anyway, I took this a sign of progress and wanted to interject a little sparkle & pizzazz into your day so that you can be on the lookout for elaborate and unusual case scenarios in your city or neighborhood.
You never know, you could turn around tomorrow and find yourself in a courtroom facing a yeti lawyer or laid up in the hospital explaining symptoms to carnies or other assorted circus folk.