Category Archives: parenting
Starts With B, Rhymes With Witch
What do you get when one and three go to war? Lot’s of flying fists, hurt feelings and exhausted referees. Into every new year a little profanity must fall and who better to give it to you than Il Duce? … Continue reading
Unicorns, Yeti’s and Rainbows
Today I walked past a seventh grader that towered over me by at least four inches, but that wasn’t the only glaring difference that made me stop and think. Did I look like that in seventh grade? Did I carry … Continue reading
Filed under 1, kids growing up, parenting, rainbows, seventh grade then and now, unicorns, yeti's
Prince of Id
So here I am again. Today I sit in an office across from another set of baffled educators trying to dissect my uproariously funny but hard to understand four year old. Should I tell them that they would have a … Continue reading
Filed under boys with serious attitude, difficult child, parenting
Baby Slapper vs. Baby Ass Kicker
Picture this. You are eight hours into what should have been a three hour trip home from your beach vacation and you’ve only gone about seventy five miles. Frustration, boredom (for the kids), hunger, and straight up agony are being … Continue reading
Filed under 1, kids, parenting, watching other parents lose it
