Category Archives: kids that like cursewords

We’re Making Plans For Nigel

  At some point I’m going to get a phone call from various defunct 80′s bands demanding some sort of restitution for all the titles I’ve stolen after a morning listening to Sirius XM’s First Wave. I like to use … Continue reading

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Starts With B, Rhymes With Witch

What do you get when one and three go to war? Lot’s of flying fists, hurt feelings and exhausted referees.   Into every new year a little profanity must fall and who better to give it to you than Il Duce? … Continue reading

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I Suspect the Kids Might Actually Be Doing These Things On Purpose

  Sometimes I get the unnerving feeling that my kids are out to get me. Not the usual my kids are sucking the marrow from my bones and I have not one iota of energy or sense of self left … Continue reading

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Things are Not as They Appear.

This Sunday I had myself a true Judas Iscariot moment. I denied knowing my own children at the grocery store. Then I stopped after reading that last line and asked myself  “Hey girl who spent her whole life chained to … Continue reading

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You’ve Got Another Thing Coming

Yesterday I needed a momentary break from my service to the emperor. Doing his bidding all day every day can really wear on a person so after re-fixing his chocolate milk three times to get it just right and head … Continue reading

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Fuddruckers

  Ever since my kids joined the dark side and became bad seeds they have been watching the neon sign outside of the old Fuddruckers restaurant like hawks. This establishment has gone to hell in a handbasket as newer and better  restaurants have … Continue reading

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