Category Archives: kids and parenting
Starts With B, Rhymes With Witch
What do you get when one and three go to war? Lot’s of flying fists, hurt feelings and exhausted referees. Into every new year a little profanity must fall and who better to give it to you than Il Duce? … Continue reading
I Suspect the Kids Might Actually Be Doing These Things On Purpose
Sometimes I get the unnerving feeling that my kids are out to get me. Not the usual my kids are sucking the marrow from my bones and I have not one iota of energy or sense of self left … Continue reading
Filed under afternoon time wasters, am I doing anything right?, bad parenting, I don't know how to end a blog post, i don't like mondays, I have 3, i love kids, I REALLY DO, il duce is five, interesting things I saw today, kids, kids and parenting, kids growing up, kids that don't fit the mold, kids that like cursewords, kids with potty mouth, monday blahs
Things are Not as They Appear.
This Sunday I had myself a true Judas Iscariot moment. I denied knowing my own children at the grocery store. Then I stopped after reading that last line and asked myself “Hey girl who spent her whole life chained to … Continue reading
Filed under 1, adversity, am I doing anything right?, bad manners, bad parenting, being shallow and crass, boys with serious attitude, buffoonery, can I have a normal day, cowards, crazy ramblings, disasters, discipline, giving up, I complain too much, I don't know how to end a blog post, i don't like mondays, i love kids, I REALLY DO, I'm not as effective in a bad situation as I thought I would be, kids, kids and parenting, kids that like cursewords, random observations
Child With the Annoying Voice
Everybody loves kids right? I mean they are sweet, innocent , endearing and wonderous. Only a terminal asshole would fail to see the beauty in every precious little moment and treasure it. TREASURE IT I SAY! Except…what is that sound? … Continue reading
Te Amo Tishy.
Tomorrow my little girl turns eleven. Eleven fucking years old. I can’t believe it. Here she is as a peanut, before she learned I wasn’t as great as I tried to make myself out to be. Let’s hear it … Continue reading
What’s for Dinner?
Have you ever found yourself spinning the lazy susan full of spices around and around dreaming up new savory combinations to set your family’s taste buds ablaze with delight? Well, I sure haven’t. I loathe cooking and all things culinary related. … Continue reading
Filed under bad parenting, being lazy, cooking, kids, kids and parenting
