Category Archives: fear

April 29, 2010

In Today’s News

So. Remember that whole post below where I ranted and raved like an unhinged lunatic about how worthless sea monkeys were? Yeah. Well, I need to print a retraction because……they’re ALIVE. This morning, tiny sea monkeys were swimming all around … Continue reading →

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Filed under Adventure, afternoon time wasters, fear, house of fun, near death experience, shoelace in escalator, your mother is always right

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April 13, 2010

Mean Ghosts, Hungry Bears, Mystery Diagnoses and Addictive Personalities

I’ve just come off back to back viewings of I Shouldn’t Be Alive and Mystery Diagnosis and frankly I’m traumatized.  There needs to be some sort of unspoken rule, contract or understanding between producer and viewer guaranteeing that  the people appearing are … Continue reading →

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Filed under 1, Bad cable shows, fear, ghosts on paranormal state

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April 6, 2010

I Like My Fear Like I Like My Men. Burning HOT.

If you were to look at me from a reasonable distance you would never imagine that under my cool seemingly unflappable exterior lies a geyser of festering terror just below the surface. It is the result of trying to live … Continue reading →

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Filed under 1, fear, mother, negativity, nice job

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December 13, 2009

True Evil

No one likes puppets. Don’t even pretend like there was a carefree whimsical time in your life when you didn’t realize these heinous soul stealing devils were out to get you because everyone knows how untrustworthy and creepy they are. Even … Continue reading →

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Filed under 1, fear, hr puff n stuff, lady elaine is horrible, scary puppets

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