Category Archives: buffoonery
I Wanna Know
Someone recently very kindly pointed out to me that blogs occasionally contain some personal information about the author and their daily lives. This voyeuristic quality apparently makes it fun to quietly watch them go about their business while getting a … Continue reading
Filed under a screw loose, adversity, am I doing anything right?, Back to basics, bad writing about nothing, buffoonery, crap shack, crazy ramblings, do this for me, do you really have the time to read about my life, don't destroy my dreams, don't take a crap in my garage please, excuses, foul language in preschool, getting it together, good smells bad smells, hidden grammar errors and bad writing, hole in my life, I can't spell, I can't end a story OR a blog post, I complain too much, I enjoy being inferior, i like to pretend, I need to get an original thought, I run fast, i said it was uncategorizable, I'm a hack, I'm a jerk!, I'm all over the map, make it more personal
I Know a Secret!
Have you ever found yourself in possession of a bizarre nugget of information that defies categorization? What if this oddly intriguing but toe curling bit came to you by the most covert and bizarre means imaginable? Say for instance that some unknowing … Continue reading
Starts With B, Rhymes With Witch
What do you get when one and three go to war? Lot’s of flying fists, hurt feelings and exhausted referees. Into every new year a little profanity must fall and who better to give it to you than Il Duce? … Continue reading
Things are Not as They Appear.
This Sunday I had myself a true Judas Iscariot moment. I denied knowing my own children at the grocery store. Then I stopped after reading that last line and asked myself “Hey girl who spent her whole life chained to … Continue reading
Filed under 1, adversity, am I doing anything right?, bad manners, bad parenting, being shallow and crass, boys with serious attitude, buffoonery, can I have a normal day, cowards, crazy ramblings, disasters, discipline, giving up, I complain too much, I don't know how to end a blog post, i don't like mondays, i love kids, I REALLY DO, I'm not as effective in a bad situation as I thought I would be, kids, kids and parenting, kids that like cursewords, random observations
How I Imagine My Week End at BlogHer Might Go Down
Every great story has a beginning people, and this could be ours. Picture the Hilton. Emerging from various modes of transportation throngs of ladies approach the entrance “Almost Famous” style with Led Zepplin’s Misty Mountain Hop blaring for full effect. … Continue reading
Filed under 1, blogher, buffoonery, imagine if everyone hates me, tomfoolery
