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This Is The Speech I Want To Hear Someday

  Like I’ve said before, there are times when doing the emperors bidding wears you down and makes you long for a two week vacation to Tahiti. Il Duce was especially demanding today when his needs were not getting met … Continue reading

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We’re Making Plans For Nigel

  At some point I’m going to get a phone call from various defunct 80′s bands demanding some sort of restitution for all the titles I’ve stolen after a morning listening to Sirius XM’s First Wave. I like to use … Continue reading

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Things are Not as They Appear.

This Sunday I had myself a true Judas Iscariot moment. I denied knowing my own children at the grocery store. Then I stopped after reading that last line and asked myself  “Hey girl who spent her whole life chained to … Continue reading

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H.O.T. Spells Hot.

Me: Hi honey, how was school today? ID: Good Me: What did you guys do? ID: We drew and went to computers and wrote about things we wear when it’s cold out. Me: Wow, that sounds great. ID: (out of … Continue reading

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You’ve Got Another Thing Coming

Yesterday I needed a momentary break from my service to the emperor. Doing his bidding all day every day can really wear on a person so after re-fixing his chocolate milk three times to get it just right and head … Continue reading

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Prince of Id

 So here I am again. Today I sit in an office across from another set of baffled educators trying to dissect my uproariously funny but hard to understand four year old. Should I tell them that they would have a … Continue reading

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