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Wanted: P.O.S.
I know it’s probably hard to imagine that I could be wanting for anything more in my life since I’ve spent so much time residing here in awesomeville but lately I’ve had my eye out for my much fantasized about … Continue reading
Starts With B, Rhymes With Witch
What do you get when one and three go to war? Lot’s of flying fists, hurt feelings and exhausted referees. Into every new year a little profanity must fall and who better to give it to you than Il Duce? … Continue reading
How to be a Proper Groupie
Aren’t we all looking for a spectacular rock and roll way to die? It’s better to burn out than to fade away people, and erupting in flames after Keith Richards accidentally lights his cigarette with a blow torch next to your vodka … Continue reading
Filed under 1, blaze of glory, great ways to die, rock and roll, rock stars
Not on the Zombie Bandwagon
I can’t stand it when I miss all the fun. And miss it I did as is evidenced by the zombie apocalypse led by the bloggess a few weeks ago on twitter and any number of wonderfully written entertaining blogs I follow chiming in … Continue reading
Tranny Nanny
We here in the nation’s capital are a pretty open-minded bunch. Probably because we get to see so many interesting things in a day. Obama, big impressive monuments, culturally diverse neighborhoods, nincompoops waving signs with the date of the end … Continue reading
Things are Not as They Appear.
This Sunday I had myself a true Judas Iscariot moment. I denied knowing my own children at the grocery store. Then I stopped after reading that last line and asked myself “Hey girl who spent her whole life chained to … Continue reading
Filed under 1, adversity, am I doing anything right?, bad manners, bad parenting, being shallow and crass, boys with serious attitude, buffoonery, can I have a normal day, cowards, crazy ramblings, disasters, discipline, giving up, I complain too much, I don't know how to end a blog post, i don't like mondays, i love kids, I REALLY DO, I'm not as effective in a bad situation as I thought I would be, kids, kids and parenting, kids that like cursewords, random observations
Child With the Annoying Voice
Everybody loves kids right? I mean they are sweet, innocent , endearing and wonderous. Only a terminal asshole would fail to see the beauty in every precious little moment and treasure it. TREASURE IT I SAY! Except…what is that sound? … Continue reading
Doodles
Who among us hasn’t drifted off during some important point in our lives and began doodling? At one point in my life where I spent a LOT of time fooling myself with unwarranted delusions of grandeur I fancied myself … Continue reading
Mean Ghosts, Hungry Bears, Mystery Diagnoses and Addictive Personalities
I’ve just come off back to back viewings of I Shouldn’t Be Alive and Mystery Diagnosis and frankly I’m traumatized. There needs to be some sort of unspoken rule, contract or understanding between producer and viewer guaranteeing that the people appearing are … Continue reading
Filed under 1, Bad cable shows, fear, ghosts on paranormal state
