Normally I make it a point NOT to cross the streams, keeping the things I write for other people a considerable distance away from my personal ramblings- but today we have an exception. Never you mind that my lack of imagination and inability to put together a coherent paragraph caused a dramatic lull in performance. This blurb actually contains one personal anecdote and at least two references to a celebrity.
So there.
http://www.culturebrats.com/2012/08/tom-hardy-and-bang-bang-chicken-both.html
Fully understanding that it takes an extra step to click this link (a step, if I’m being honest here- that I wouldn’t take) I leave you in the capable hands of Culture Brats and all their greatness.
Link doesn’t work. Worth it to me, anyway. I love your ramblings.
Would you believe that I’m too lazy to actually fix this? Alright, I’ve not yet grown so apathetic that I can overlook this kind of thing. So I’ll go correct my mistake.
It only took half a day, but I righted the link.
“Bang Bang Chicken” is my new favorite euphemism.
You should taste it, it’s like divine poultry dipped in tangy spice and coated with dynamite. Positively atomic.
let it be known that ‘a devastating downward spiral has befallen the juggernaut of yesteryear’ holds more imagination than Mel could ever muster. I just giggled myself off of my chair.
I hate to imagine the moment that happens to anyone, you know? Just picture the look on the face of someone rocketing through the stratosphere, and then suddenly they are out of fuel. They sputter, try to recover and then….BLAM. Although sadly, this guy cut his own gas line. Dope.
i need to read this again tomorrow because is friday, i am tired, home alone and licking the bottom of my bourbon glass…
(foooooggy..)
Friday. It’s already here. The work week and the school year are firing up before I’m anywhere near ready for them:(